It's a relief to know that after all those conflicting nutritional studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink lots of beers and eat lots of sausage and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
3 comments:
Oh my gosh! That is, yeah, 'funny'! Happy Holidays!
I suspect it's all the processed food here.
Happy holidays to you too, Shanna!
Christian, I think you may be right. Although, I have been to Germany and they eat an ungodly amount of crap over there!
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